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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah, don't like this.
Something's going down.
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[GRUNTS]
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Tri Corp Dispatch,
this is Transport 23.
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Tri Corp, do you read?
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[SIGHS]
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[SIZZLING]
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[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
There you go, Hammerhead.
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Job done.
HAMMERHEAD: Forget the hat.
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Put on the suit.
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You still owe the Big Man
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one friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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MAY: Peter, dear, are you
up? Come on, Mr. Lazy-Bones.
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Aunt May, I'm not decent.
Heh. All right, calm down.
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There's breakfast waiting downstairs.
I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh. Waffles.
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PETER: Bills. Gas,
phone, electric. All past due.
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Oh, good, you're up.
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I've just been visiting with Anna
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and her niece, Mary Jane.
A lovely girl.
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Peter, you must meet her.
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Um, what's she like?
Oh. She has a wonderful personality.
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[SHUDDERS]
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She's there.
Why don't we head over...?
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I'd love to, Aunt May. But I
promised Harry I'd help him study
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and I can't miss the bus.
Bye.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
I so have to get me some hands-free.
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What?
SPIDER-MAN: Uh, nothing, bro.
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Just trying to do too much at once.
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Like selling pictures to the Bugle
instead of helping your friends?
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Look, straight up, I blew it.
And I know you're ticked...
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Don't go all emo on me, bro.
I'll get over it.
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Just back off for a while.
Got it. And thanks.
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Target spotted.
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And target lost.
But he's in the area, boss.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Peter. Good to see you.
Here to help Harry, huh?
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We help each other, Mr. O.
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Now, now, Peter,
modesty doesn't become men like us.
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Smart, driven,
responsible, self-made.
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I'm more of a work in progress.
At least you're making progress.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mind if I check my e-mail?
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[SIGHS]
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An Evite
to Midtown High's fall formal?
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Which would rock if either of us had...
What's the word?
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A "date"?
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Could probably ask
Mary Jane Watson.
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Mary who-what-now?
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Oh, this girl
Aunt May wants me to meet.
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Get this,
she has a wonderful personality.
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[BOTH SHUDDER]
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I was thinking about asking Gwen.
Just as a friend, you know.
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Well, actually, I wouldn't know.
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Miss Stacy's currently
not speaking to me.
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"From the desk
of J. Jonah Jameson"?
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Whoa, publisher of the Daily Bugle.
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"Mr. Parker, come in ASAP
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to claim paycheck
for photos of Spider-Man."
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Yes!
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Dude, sorry. I'll be back in an hour.
Two tops, promise.
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Wait. What do I do while you're gone?
Chapters one through six. Review.
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[SIGHS]
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JAMESON: Did a caveman proofread
this piece? Where's my sports editor?
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I want him in my office in 14 seconds.
And where's my coffee?
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Uh, sir? I'm Peter...
I know who you are.
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You're the know-nothing
who wasted 41 seconds of my time.
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Well, I haven't got another 41
to spare.
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But... But...
Brilliant comeback, kid.
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Now, where's that Parker guy?
I e-mailed him 76 minutes ago.
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Won't anybody get me my coffee?
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Coffee, decaf.
It's only been 20 minutes.
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And I'm pretty sure
you just kicked Peter Parker out.
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Well, don't just stand there,
get him back.
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Oh, that wasn't too humiliating.
Wait. My money.
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[♪♪♪]
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Sorry about that, Parker.
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Was expecting someone old enough
to have, you know, armpit hair. Ha, ha.
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Now, that costumed freak
sells papers.
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I want another set of pics
in my hands by deadline.
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You got two hours.
I'll do my best, but...
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You still here? What do you want,
a medal? Get out! Out!
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BETTY:
I'll cut that check for you, Peter.
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Thanks, Miss Brant.
I'm Betty.
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So, Betty, how do you work
for a walking embolism like Jameson?
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Mr. Jameson's a decent man
down deep.
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We talking Marianas Trench deep,
or Dante's ninth circle deep?
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Heh. See you soon, Peter Parker.
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[♪♪♪]
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Yee-ha!
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He's back. Set it in motion.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Talk about a crook with bad timing.
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Great, he's on us. Now, not too fast.
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If he loses us, no payday.
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Oh, forget the payday.
I want payback.
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Two hours till deadline? No sweat.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Oh. Don't want anything
to happen to this.
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Heh. Marko? How many times
do I have to take you down?
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And where's
your charming partner, O'Hirn?
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Whoa!
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Look, we gotta stop meeting like this.
People are starting to talk.
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Mostly about what doofs you are.
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[GROANING]
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I reckon that came
as a bit of a shocker, eh, bug?
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Well, good. So will this.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ha, ha. Hold still, son,
so I can put you out of your misery.
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How about you put me out
of my mystery? Who are you?
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Call me...
Well, how's about "Shocker"?
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Or how's about "Toast"?
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Either you got less kick
than a three-legged mule
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or this here suit does more
than protect me from my own power.
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I guess clothes do make the man.
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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Did I get him? Tell me I got him.
All you got is on my nerves.
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Now, stay out of this, boy.
The grown-ups were talking.
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Don't be too mad at O'Hirn.
He just gets cranky without his n...
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[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING
AND SPIDER-MAN GROANING]
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Impressive.
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You could hire yourself out
as a kiddie ride.
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Thanks.
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But I already got a job I love.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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That should satisfy the Big Man.
Extraction.
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Hey, a little help?
I ought to leave you for the cops.
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But I'm in too good a mood.
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[♪♪♪]
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Did I get him? Is he roadkill?
He's finito. Let's book.
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Talk about your tight spots.
But I'm alive.
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[SNIFFS]
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Ugh. And I reek.
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And my paycheck's ruined. Perfect.
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Harry, I'm sorry.
Sorry? You totally left me hanging.
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I know you can do calc
in your sleep
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but I've got a lot riding
on tomorrow's test.
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Maybe I should ask Gwen.
No, I'm down for tonight, I swear. Um,
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carpe ropem?
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Guess all Osborn's money
couldn't buy him muscle tone.
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Lay off, Flash.
You think you could do better?
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How about you and me race?
First to the top wins.
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Dude, Parker's calling you out.
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PETER: And my spider powers
are gonna send you home crying.
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Ball, please.
All right, all right.
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A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
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Line up.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNIFFS]
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Ugh! Forget it. You win.
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Usually, when I say puny Parker stinks
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it's a figure of speech, but whoo!
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[SNIFFS]
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PETER: Yeah, and I
showered three times last night.
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Peter, throw me the ball.
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[SIGHS]
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PETER:
Gwen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You turned at the last se...
Parker, hit the showers.
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Ha, ha. Yeah, for all our sakes. Ha-ha-ha.
BOY: Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.
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BETTY: Pete, are you wearing perfume?
It's a long story.
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Uh, look, Miss Bra...
I mean, Betty.
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This is embarrassing,
but could you replace my check?
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It got trashed.
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Well, sure. Oh, you have to meet
our editor in chief.
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Joe Robertson, this is Peter Parker.
The photographer, right.
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Call me Robbie.
Any new shots?
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Uh, do you know
a Rand Robertson?
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Well, there is a kid by that name
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who lives in my house
and eats all my food.
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You at Midtown?
Yes, sir.
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Good school.
The fact that you've twice gotten
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any usable pictures of Spider-Man
is pretty amazing.
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But the photos themselves...
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You have your camera on you?
She's hard to keep in focus.
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This won't cut it.
You wanna be a Bugle freelancer,
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you take that check
and invest in a serious camera.
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Garbage. Garbage. Literally
garbage. Garba... Wait.
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Ho-ho.
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Uh... Wouldn't you rather use one
where Spider-Man's winning?
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Ha! Shows what you know.
Nobody loves a winner.
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The people are our market.
The people want their heroes to fail.
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Makes them feel good
about themselves.
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[SNIFFS]
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Ooh. Piece of advice, kid:
Perfume doesn't cut it.
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Tomato juice. Only thing
after taking pictures at a dump.
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PETER: I so need an
excuse to get back to Betty.
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Which means
I need to take more pictures.
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Which means
I cashed in my checks because...
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I need to buy a new camera.
We're closed. Go away.
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The sign says
you don't close for another hour.
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The sign's wrong.
Come back tomorrow.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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I'm telling you,
we gotta cash in fast.
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Once Hammerhead spreads the word
Spider-Man's croaked,
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it'll be open season
for every hood in the city.
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Still can't believe
I didn't cash in his chips myself.
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[SNIFFS]
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Something smells bad.
Oh, still?
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I washed this costume five times.
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You.
And now that you troglodytes
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have deduced that the rumors of
my demise have been exaggerated...
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I'm not dead.
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Never mind.
Just tell Shocker I want a rematch.
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You can call the cops now.
Oh, I really, really hate that guy.
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This is really,
really getting heavy.
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[THUDS]
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Hey, Aunt May.
I'm home before the new curfew.
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That's appreciated, Peter.
I'm almost done here.
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Just paying bills.
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Or rather, deciding which ones
I can hold off paying.
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PETER:
Well, I think I might...
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hold off on the gas bill.
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[SIGHS]
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I feel like banana cake. Heh. You?
Um... No. Thanks.
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I think I'll just hit the sheets.
What? No banana cake?
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Helping Harry must've
really tuckered you out.
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Oh, man. Harry. I totally...
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Blew me off, Pete.
I know, Har.
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Look, I'm worthless, but...
But nothing.
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"Worthless" covers it.
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Let me get this straight.
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You ditched out on the only guy
in the whole school
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who actually liked you? Genius.
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[CACKLING]
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[JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Big Man's not satisfied, Montana.
And why would that be?
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He don't think you lived up
to your responsibilities.
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[CAMERA WHIRRING]
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The new camera
should make Robbie happy.
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And, of course,
if I happen to run into...
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Miss Bra... Betty.
Oh, hi, Peter.
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Perfect timing. Hold this.
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You know,
we should do this more often.
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I mean, you and I have
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so much in common. We both
put mustard on our hot dogs.
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Uh, we both work for jolly Jonah,
and that's a treat, believe me.
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Anyway, I was wondering, would
you like to go to my fall formal?
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With me, that is.
Your fall formal?
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Yeah. At my high school.
In the gymnasium.
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[♪♪♪]
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So, heh, is that
deafening silence a yes?
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It's a very sweet offer,
but I'm just too old for you, Peter.
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It's just a dance.
A little rock 'n' roll.
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[RUMBLING]
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[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
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Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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Graphic's already online. Lee, get me damage
reports. Foswell, take the science angle.
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Manhattan's not known
for earthquakes.
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That was the third tremor.
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PETER:
Tremor? Or Shocker?
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[♪♪♪]
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[BEEPING]
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Epicenter's equally spaced.
A straight line heading uptown.
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These aren't quakes.
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They're Shocker's trail
of breadcrumbs for yours truly.
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And I think I know
where to find his gingerbread house.
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[♪♪♪]
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Here, Shocky, Shocky, Shocky.
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Really thought I'd ended you,
old son.
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But you got more lives
than a bag of cats.
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Still, I reckon
we can remedy that situation.
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One more at close range
ought to do it.
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[♪♪♪]
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SHOCKER:
I do admire your spunk, son.
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Not enough to let you go, of course.
That'd be bad for business.
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Whose business?
Can't tell you the who.
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Then tell me the why.
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What'd your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man ever do to you?
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Aw, it ain't nothing personal, hoss.
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Simple truth is, if a man's a man,
he honors his responsibilities,
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and you're one of mine.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, the place is condemned.
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You know, it really ain't wise
to make a dangerous man look foolish.
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You don't need my help for that.
You looked in a mirror lately?
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Boy, talk about incompetent.
You've had more shots at me
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than Marko and O'Hirn,
and done about as well.
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Them boys are punks.
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This is my profession.
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You do this for a living? Ha, ha.
With that accent,
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[IN SOUTHERN DRAWL]
I was thinking rodeo clown.
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Don't you mock me, boy.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I mock. I'm a mocker.
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Also a puller, a tugger, a yanker.
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[SCREAMS]
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[♪♪♪]
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And that's what they call
bringing down the house.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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You seem troubled, son.
Troubled? Gee, you think?
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I failed my calc test
because Pete abandoned me.
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Flash's crowd won't cut me a break.
Enough.
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You're parked in a no-whining zone.
Take some responsibility.
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Peter's not the reason you failed.
You wanna pass a test, study.
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You wanna be popular, be popular.
Take control of your destiny, boy.
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Harry, life's pretty simple.
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You cowboy up
and do what you have to do.
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Thanks. I will.
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My apologies for the interruption.
Eh, kids today. What you gonna do?
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New topic: Spider-Man.
We want him gone.
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You care?
None of my business.
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Really? Hero saved your hide.
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I have nothing to do with Spider-Man.
I wouldn't have risked tipping you off
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to that Tri Corp shipment if I had.
Why did you tip us off?
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Tri Corp's my competitor
in the super-mercenary field.
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If their prototypes go missing,
everyone wins.
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Which brings up an issue
my boss would like to discuss.
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Go ahead, Big Man.
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BIG MAN:
Mr. Osborn, we have a proposition.
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When Spider-Man battles
the likes of the Vulture,
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the Lizard, and even our Shocker,
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he's too busy
to interfere with my empire.
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We would like to hire you
to create more, well,
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let's call them "super-villains."
What's in it for me?
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Ample funding and a ready supply
of human guinea pigs
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for your more questionable
experiments.
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[GROANS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Ned Lee, the Bugle.
What is it? What's the card say?
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[READING CARD]
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Robbie, it's me. I'm here.
But I need a photog...
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Wait, what?
I said Parker was there.
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Already e-mailed his shots.
Kid still needs a new camera.
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What's this?
The Bugle paid me for my pictures.
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Now you can pay those bills.
Out of the question.
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Besides, if you're gonna take photos
for the Bugle, you need a new camera.
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Well, that thought occurred.
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But a man has to honor
his responsibilities.
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You're one of mine.
Aunt May, please, let me help.
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I accept, if you agree to set aside
10 percent of every check
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to save for that camera. Deal?
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Deal.
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[SNIFFING]
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Peter, dear,
why do you smell like tomato juice?
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]